This chart shows the number of 9 hole rounds (scoring my own ball) I’ve played each year. I’ve played more golf than this, but some rounds are scrambles or other team formats, which I don’t keep track of. In 2011 (before discovering CrossFit) I played 285 nines and had my best scoring average (41.83).
Waiter (in training): “Can I get you something to drink?”
Me: “Do you have Mountain Dew?”
Waitress (his trainer): “Did you just tell him we have something we don’t?” She looks at me and says, “We have Coke products.”
Waiter: “Well, we have Mellow Yellow. It’s pretty much the same thing.”
Me: “No. It’s not even close. I’ll take a Coke.”
Waitress (as they walk away): “You almost ruined his day.”