Not Even Close

Waiter (in training): “Can I get you something to drink?”
Me: “Do you have Mountain Dew?”
Waiter: “Yes.”
Me: “Great.”
Waitress (his trainer): “Did you just tell him we have something we don’t?” She looks at me and says, “We have Coke products.”
Waiter: “Well, we have Mellow Yellow. It’s pretty much the same thing.”
Me: “No. It’s not even close. I’ll take a Coke.”
Waitress (as they walk away): “You almost ruined his day.”

Damn right! Do not disrespect the Dew like that!

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Nick Momrik

I'm searching for the perfect golf swing and my first hole-in-one. I'm addicted to CrossFit. I work for Automattic.

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